King Arthur has a beautiful wife. The problem is, the knights of the round table keep shagging her. He goes to Merlin, and explains the situation. Merlin says, "I've got just the thing." He pulls a out pair of metal knickers, with a hole in the bottom. Arthur says, "They're no good." But Merlin puts his wand through the hole, and a blade appears and chops his wand in half. Arthur takes them, and padlocks them to his wife. He goes away for a fortnight.
When he returns he lines up all his knights and tells them to drop their pants. All of the knights except one have half their dick lopped off. Arthur said, "You have disgraced the knights of the round table, Go away, and may I never see you again." He comes to the remaining knight Sir Lancelot and says, "For your loyalty, I will give you half of my empire. Lancelot said, "Fank you thirr."
2007-06-29 05:00:25 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! I get it! his tongue was cut off!!!!!! OWW!!!! A star 4 u cuz that is HILARIOUS!
2007-06-29 05:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who was King Arthurs knight of the round table who passed up a date with Shannia Twain?
2016-04-01 10:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sir Lancelot is a man after my own heart.
2007-06-29 06:39:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha
2007-06-29 05:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by kit 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol thats brilliant
2007-06-29 06:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by Stooky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i knew where it was going but i wanted to know
how the knight would answer King Arthur Ü
LOL still Ü
2007-06-29 05:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by DeBBie™ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
forsooth i bringeth a star from the northeth for yoos
2007-06-29 05:29:01 · answer #7 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank God King Arthur didn't noticed my chopped fingers...LOL
2007-06-29 05:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-06-29 06:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now thats what you call Thuckin Funny..
2007-06-29 05:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Amusing, actually funny!
2007-06-29 06:09:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋