Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"
2007-06-29 04:49:41 · 25 answers · asked by Mum-Ra 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Proper order. Keep those men under the thumb ladies.
2007-06-29 04:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by kit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little bit of a double standard? Try Mega dose of double standard. They just don't get it and it's not going to change until we have the rights that are denied us, and that it's been ok and no one has turned loads of straight males gay or loads of straight women into lesbians and all the horror stories have faded into the back ground. When will that be? Probably never. How long have the blacks been free in the states? Look how much prejudice they still get. Plan on it being better say 2121, sounds like a fair number to me. That doesn't mean it will be totally right with everybody just as interracial marriages, and just plain prejudice against blacks will be happening in 2121 also. I am lucky for some reason I have not had a lot of backwash or prejudice as a lesbian. The only place I wasn't openly gay was the Army, long before don't ask, don't tell. But even then most of the girls in my platoon in basic training knew and I think my D.I. (drill instructor) knew but nothing was ever said. My other duty stations quite a few knew too. The only time I could have got some flack was I was in a off limits bar and spotted my battalion's Lieutenant, we made eye contact and about that time her date returned to the table, a Captain from another battalion she recognized me to. As I passed their table I simply said, good evening, and kept walking. The next day in the battalion's offices I saw the one, as I passed her I said, good morning Lieutenant and kept going. Nothing was ever said. I think maybe it's the way I carry myself. I don't take no garbage but I don't shove it anyones face either. If I hear someone at work telling a gay joke I quietly remind them it's against company policy, and then say be careful we have a snitch. Stops the jokes fast.
2016-05-18 22:24:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats a nice one, seems in the long run we men just give in LOL.
2007-06-29 08:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by Rod T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a new one i never heard that one before as my wife wouldn`t let me listen to jokes
now she`s gone i can do what i like ha ha
2007-06-30 01:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny.you are going to be standing in that line one day.jk!
2007-06-29 04:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, and so he does and does and does.
2007-06-29 05:11:27 · answer #6 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody is hen-pecked in a way!
2007-06-29 04:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha so true <3
2007-06-29 08:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by kels (: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well , I dont think so, in our house I am the King, it just so happened that my wife was the ACE
2007-06-29 05:07:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-06-29 04:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋