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...through the Old Testament, can he be arrested for indecent exposure?

2007-06-29 01:35:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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When I assumed this was a serious question, that was going to be my answer - call the police for indecent exposure!

2007-06-29 01:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by Devolution 5 · 3 0

Not likely. According to tradition, having a God show his true form directly would leave very little of you press a suit.

Instant powdered worshiper. Add water to the ash, and get mud.

2007-06-29 01:46:05 · answer #2 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 0 0

i don't know about indecent exposure, but maybe for arson, since he has a tendency to burn things like bushes.....

2007-06-29 02:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If God Revealed himself to you
you would pass out at the very least don't you think

2007-06-29 01:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by m_soulliere 4 · 0 1

ROFL!!!

I would give him an R rating if he came around nowadays (provided of course there is a god, which I'm confident there is not), on tv or something, because of all the violence.

2007-06-29 01:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by Some Lady 6 · 3 0

Woe to whom that mocks his creator. Did he not bring you into this world. The weeds shall be cut back and fruitful fields shall thrive in abundance. Seek not shelter in the wicked but seek the wise.

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2007-06-29 01:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Depends on which part he reveals.

2007-06-29 01:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

That doesn't even make sense. I can see what you are trying to say, but you're really stretching.

2007-06-29 01:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 1 1

You are really going to have to try harder than that.

2007-06-29 03:32:12 · answer #9 · answered by joe d 4 · 0 0

His laws are superior to the laws of men, and will not be applied to Him

2007-06-29 01:39:03 · answer #10 · answered by Oleg V 2 · 0 3

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