How can i become a professional porn reviewer, And build a career out of it?

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I don't know if you're joking, but you can actually do this, and no, it isn't as fun a job as you'd think. After about the first hundred videos or so, it gets real old- you get something occasionally that's hot enough to stoke your fires, but most of it becomes the same old crud to you. Not to mention that you aren't watching it with the purpose of getting off, but rather, to evaluate it, and it's not really a sexy and erotic viewing (or if it becomes that way, then you aren't doing your job).

But if you still want to get involved, knowing that it's basically pretty unglamorous, then your first step would be to pick out a few choice films, watch and study them, and write up a few reviews for your portfolio. Polish them, make them look good, because your skills as a reviewer are what people will be looking at (and remember to keep your own personal tastes out of this- you're reviewing for other people to see if they want to buy it). If you can, start blogging your reviews on the Internet so you can get some exposure and make a name for yourself. If possible, start getting involved in the sexual things happening in your area. Go to the play parties and sex-clubs and whatnot, not to indulge yourself, but to hobknob and get to know people. Introduce yourself as a porn/erotica reviewer. Let it be known. Getting a job at your local adult bookstore isn't a bad idea, either. Whatever you're doing- managing the register, inventory, and so on, isn't as important as what you'll get: the credits on your resume, the familiarity with the products, and quite possibly an employee discount that'll let you review things at less cost to you. Having this on a resume looks good- who better to hire to do reviews but someone who has spent time having to know and recommend videos to actual customers?

Subscribe to magazines and read other people's reviews. Get in contact with these writers with professional letters and keep building up your contacts. Meanwhile, you should join some sex-related groups and organizations, both online and in real life. Get tickets and go, every year, to the Adult Video Network Awards, where you can mingle and meet some influential names in the business.

Start sending out queries to magazines and websites. (If you don't know what a query is, go out and get a book on writing and getting published). Don't turn down free jobs- the opportunity to post or publish your work for free means another thing to add to your resume and more exposure for your name. Always be professional- being a porn reviewer does not mean bad manners, leering, making passes at people, or dressing in a constant uniform of baggy sweats. Dress professionally, take your resume with you, be courteous, kind, and polite, and you'll make an impression on people. Remember to cultivate a good resume that reflects on your abilities. Anybody can potentially review porn- what's going to make you stand out is some sort of credentials regarding anything sexual or anything about writing/reviewing. Therefore, if you've got a degree in Mass Communications or Journalism, if you've published anything, particularly erotica or sex-related material, attended sex seminars, ran a sexual website (pornographic or not), taught sex ed, volunteered at Planned Parenthood or centers for sex information, worked in the industry, or anything along those lines, it will help you out immensely.

And by now you should be getting published regularly. It might be time to ask to be taken on as an actual employee of the places you're reviewing for, whether they be magazines or websites or even the occasional book, rather than doing just freelance, and luckily, you'll get the job. Just keep working, accumulating your reviews, attending parties and pre-releases, meeting people, and expanding on your work, and you'll have a career going in no time.

Treat it seriously, and you can not only do well, but have great success and a really fun job that not many people can say they've worked at. Just remember that it is work- and hard work, at that- and takes initiative, patience, and perseverance, as does any career in being published.

Good luck!

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