I mean since Jerry Falwell has died Christianity needs a new spokesperson. I guess you could say it needs a serious makeover. And who better to do it. Paris Hilton!! I mean I personally think she is perfect for the job, She is Dimwitted, Uneducated, knows nothing of reality and she loves tiny dogs. Who else agree's?
2007-06-29 01:04:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sure, why not? She's used to being on her knees.
2007-06-29 01:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Paris Hilton would be fantastic. She would finally be a POSITIVE role model for America's kids.
If she really did have a turn around in jail, then God bless her.
About you suggesting that Jerry Falwell is dimwitted, let me clue you in on something. He have private audience with the Pope, and world leaders. He formed organizations that brought light and hope to millions of the oppressed. He gave 75% of his assests away and was still a millionare.
What have you done for humanity recently, besides sitting in front of your computer, picking your nose, and scratching your anal cavity? Or do you scratch your anal cavity THEN pick your nose?
Jerry Falwell is WAY smarter than you, proven fact, so that makes you a total moron.
And with Paris being dimwitted, at least she had sense enough to realize that she has been stupid, and needs to straighten up. so again, you are behind her, too in the intelligence curve.
Now that being said, go and crawl back under your rock, and i will pray that god opens your eyes.
2007-06-29 08:16:38 · answer #2 · answered by fortheimperium2003 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The leader and spokesperson for Christianity is Jesus Christ.
For the true body of Christ, His true Church which has no
walls, no person on Earth is the representative - not Jerry Falwell, not Pat Robertson, not Kirk Cameron, none of them.
If some organized religious groups want to listen to man, then thats their right, but do not include any of us who are of the true Church of Christ in that parade of unknowledgeable, unlearned, Biblically illiterate bunch of goofballs.
2007-06-29 08:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm. No. She doesn't represent me in any way other than the fact that she's blonde. I am none of the above and definitely not the last one. tiny dogs are annoying. I have a black lab. Paris is really crazy and immoral, but in an interview with Letterman after being released from jail she looked a lot more mature and sounded intelligent when she spoke, which is a first for her according to the public eye. Please save your insults for those who deserve them.
2007-06-29 08:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do you know Paris Hilton?
Christianity doesn't need a new figurehead, we already have one-His name is God.
2007-06-29 08:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by Debra d 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
whatvever.
Jerry Falwell had his flaws and his qualities. Paris is nothing but flaws.
2007-06-29 08:08:10 · answer #6 · answered by lundstroms2004 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
lol good one...
lundstroms2004: what QUALITIES did Jerry Fakwell had except making me sick at the sight of him..... He was a slime ball who managed to offend most people
2007-06-29 08:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sure, and we'll make OJ Simpson the new voice for Atheism ... after all, he denies denies denies :)
2007-06-29 08:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
(what?! that's just plain awful) OH MY GOD! but i hope u r being sarcastic cause she's about as good as Bush.
2007-06-29 08:14:59 · answer #9 · answered by redmoonpheonix 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As Michael Kelso would say:
"Burn!"
2007-06-29 08:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋