A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.
The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says,
"Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The blonde replies...
"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Hooray! A smart blonde joke at last!!
2007-06-29 00:56:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL Now That's funny! I sent copys to my sis & daughter. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-29 01:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by Eudora 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could see the gag line coming, but still worth a star. Keep them coming, how many smart blond jokes can you find?
2007-06-29 01:00:29 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
read 2 corinthians 4:4 / 11:12-15 / luke 4:6-7 if you want to see which "god" it is that adam and eve voted for (genesis 3) to lead them and those of their children that chose to reject Messiah for these past 6000 years
2016-04-01 10:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Must not be a true blonde. Maybe she has red hair, or brown! She probably dyes it! Very funny! I liked it!
2007-06-29 01:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Lora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard this joke before. It took me a while to understand but I finally understood it at last! Good one!
2007-06-29 01:00:31 · answer #5 · answered by motormouth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah lol it is quite good! A smart blonde, quite weird! nice joke!:P:D
2007-06-29 01:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shes not that smart
she married me
nice one
itsa real joke
has to be
a smart blonde good one
2007-06-29 01:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 all the way
2007-06-29 01:00:07 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
first time i saw this joke it featured a rag and bone mans cart and a Jewish pawn broker, times change humour dosen't
2007-06-29 01:43:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe its a brunette in disguise. Thats was pretty funny though
2007-06-29 01:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by keekeeqb2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you SURE she was blonde??
Maybe she was brunette with a blonde wig on..
2007-06-29 01:00:46 · answer #11 · answered by Funi Buni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋