Bob was in trouble he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really really angry.
She told him "tomorrow morning in the i expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, and it better be there!!.
The next morning he got up early to go to work.When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway brought in the box back into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since friday.
2007-06-29 00:40:35 · 10 answers · asked by Quinn 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny…Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-06-29 01:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
possibly he's not offended with you and is in basic terms in a nasty temper over something else, which coincided jointly with your anniversary. Is there something which could be bothering him? Perhas he's dealing with midlife disaster? countless adult males have worry expressing their thoughts, so i think of which you ought to in basic terms ask him. with any luck each little thing would be superb :-)
2016-12-08 20:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, My vicar used it at the start of a sermon awhile back, but still well worth hearing again and warrants a star. Keep up the good work.
2007-06-29 00:49:37 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9.5/10!! that's the best, most original joke I've ever seen on here!
still laughing........
2007-06-29 00:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by pirate_princess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL, nice one!!!
Thanks for posting it!!
2007-06-29 01:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha
2007-06-29 06:23:23 · answer #6 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-06-29 01:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by specky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMOA cute!!!!!
2007-06-29 00:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by TA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!
2007-06-29 00:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
needed a laugh thanks ((*_*))
2007-06-29 00:44:04 · answer #10 · answered by Tilly Ward 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋