I saw a Christian so i went straight up to him and
slapped his right cheek. He looked at me with
rage ready to assault me. I then told him to turn
his left cheek to me. He looked unsettled but complied.
So i slapped his left cheek with convition. I told him
that he should not be angry because he is doing
exactly what Jesus thought him which is to turn the other cheek when slapped on the face. So i decided to slap his
right and left cheek for another four rounds and his tears
were sipping. Well, to his credit he still gave me a smile.
At that point i asked him if he felt proud, and he said
he takes pride in following the teachings of Jesus. As a
closing scene i slapped the **** out of both his right and left cheek simultaneously with my two palms. He looked at me
and spoke to me with his whinny voice. " Now that you
slapped both my cheeks at the same time where shall i
turn? Jesus did not give me this scenario." So i told him to
shut the $%&@ up!!
2007-06-28 22:45:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
At this point in your imaginary and extremely needy scenario, he called the police and either had you arrested for assault (give unto Caesar what is Caeser's) or sued you for damages for several thousand dollars citing hate crime laws and emotional damages, as well as the unsought beating.
We cheered at another criminal behind bars or brought to poverty by their own contempt for our laws and the basic freedom of religion that our Constitution grants us.
I'm not religious. But your needy attempt to put an entire group down with your bigoted post is sad. You may have free speech. So do we. Expect to be answered.
2007-06-28 22:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddha says :
Even as a human being its a privilege. After death become a ghost , animal, insect etc. only ppl with good karma will result in to a human birth. Beware
read :
www.vipassana.com/canon
2007-06-28 23:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a fool and don't even know it. One day in heaven is better than a thousand years on earth.
2007-06-28 22:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by morris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People like you are nothing but a test for the decent people in this world.
2007-06-28 22:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by LauraMarie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pity you. Even though I believe you would probably be to much of a coward for this story to be true.
2007-06-28 22:52:08 · answer #5 · answered by shovelead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell?
I suggest you stop slapping people
because of their religion. You don't agree with him.
So what? Move on.
duhhhhhhhh
2007-06-28 22:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by Kiearah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unfortunately, my dearest, life on earth will end, but not life in heaven.... nor for those who go to hell, a slap on the cheek isnt that painful...... but when your term is appointed, maybe you'll enjoy being slapped by the hands of fire. tell em to record it, and send me a copy of it PLS
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the man probably forgot, that God told us to use our head!!
and I think God deliberately, took your away!!
2007-06-28 23:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by ru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rhetorical, I presume...
2007-06-28 22:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by Huxton_Billbob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is a loser. he cant take lessons and apply them to a bigger situation.
2007-06-28 22:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, you are a angry person.
2007-06-28 22:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by ☺stacy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋