"Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich."
Pretty true? Please state your religion or lack of and whether or not you laughed at this.
(This question doubles as a religion humor survey, yay.)
2007-06-28 22:23:59 · 8 answers · asked by angafeabeta 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i like the saying
jesus saves but bush withdraws
i saw it on a liscense plate
2007-06-28 22:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by cameron greene 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then there is the economic version of it:
Jesus allows savings and profit and is the word;
Allah forgives interest and has a prophet who is his mouth;
Cthulhu has not interest and plops it all into his mouth.
O.K., I made that up. I'll work on it.
I love Lovecraft's work, and find his creations quite enjoyable.
I'd say the same thing about the others, but they we'd have a whole lot more to discuss and we really need a break from that kind of discussion. (Not reflective of my actual views, just being funny, I hope!).
2007-06-29 05:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i thought it was funny! jesus saves, allah forgives,cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich, but in my opinion, none exists!!!
2007-06-29 15:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Jesus saves all the money that's thrown away in tithes, Allah forgives all those barbarian Arab suicide bombers and I'd make a lousy sandwich----too much fat, and if you hadn't guessed by now, I'm an atheist
2007-06-29 05:30:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm Christian and I didn't laugh because I don't know who or what Cthulhu is, so I lack the comprehension to understand the joke.
2007-06-29 14:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
muslim........
i dont know what cthulhu is.
but it did give a nice flow.
by the way, jesus does not save, he spread the word of God. thats what messengers and prophets do.
2007-06-29 05:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by ru 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Into cannablism, are we!
2007-06-29 05:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What talk you?
2007-06-29 05:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by FIXIT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋