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All them cones you see on the motor way, and never any work being done by a soul.
Are the alien invadors from another galaxy, secretly watching us and surveying our ways.
One day maybe they will make their move and smite all us meatbags!!???

2007-06-28 22:23:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

14 answers

I have seen them use mind control , if their are 6 guys in the work zones the cones will brainwash 5 of them causing them to just stand there and look dumb , while the one who looks like a crackhead will work ...it is either the cones or the crack ...you could be on to something here

2007-06-28 22:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by Insensitively Honest 5 · 2 0

These aliens are here to live free off the American people, this is the reason Americans pay high taxes, over 30 years we Americans have paid over a billion dollars keeping these people up.

2007-06-29 05:36:05 · answer #2 · answered by m_n m 1 · 1 0

I have belived that since I was small. The green ones that are rarely seen are their supreme commanders! The ones linked up with tape are kinky (mild bondage) and the thin ones are the super-models of the Cone race.

2007-06-29 09:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 0 0

I don't know about that but they make me think of those little sweets called candy corns that are so good you can't stop eating them. They could be placed there as a subliminal message from the food merchants at the next interchange.

Just drop in.
Eric
U.S.A.

2007-06-29 05:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 0 0

Yep and they mainly appear overnight . Never do you see them arrive, they are stealthy invaders moving under a cloak of invisibility!

I think they are from the planet bloodyhelllaneclosedagain.

2007-06-29 05:29:49 · answer #5 · answered by trish 5 · 1 0

I once seen one in college....sitting on the head of my drunk roommate. It scared the cr-ap out of me.....to see how well they got along!

They come in peace.....that is why they are usually seen next to sleeping government workers on the side of the road!

2007-06-29 06:23:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good question: certainly it's something to look into. We could organise interviews with them, see if they have any needs we humble bipedal beings can provide.

2007-06-29 05:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Alex R 1 · 0 0

Yes, definitely.

2007-06-29 06:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by Bibs 7 · 0 0

No. Each one contains the soul of someone who has died in an accident.

2007-06-29 06:49:15 · answer #9 · answered by kitty fresh & hissin' crew 6 · 1 0

They've been dumped from stag party coaches returning home..

2007-06-29 05:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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