i had 25 yoghurts last night and i was mullered! boom... boom.... x
2007-06-28 21:40:03 · 19 answers · asked by pinkstuff 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-guy
2007-06-28 21:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heya.. Okay here it goes..
There was a plane and on it there was Hillary Clinton, George Bush, Nelson Mandela and a little boy, and the plane was going to crash. However, there were only 4 parachutes and there were 5 people. So Hillary Clinton says, 'I am going to be the next President so I must live.' She takes a parachute and jumps off. George Bush says, 'I am the current President.' So he takes a Parachute and jumps off. As Nelson Mandela was such a nice person he says to the little boy: 'You can take the last parachute as I have gone old but you have a whole life ahead of you.' The little boy says, 'Dont worry, George Bush went with my school bag.'
That wasn't dirty, but i felt like sharing it with you humble people.. Peace out.x
2007-06-28 22:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by Senorita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Three Restaurants
There were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the City."
The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the World."
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."
2007-07-01 09:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man went to a fancy dress party carrying a girl on his back, the host said what are you supposed to be. The man said "I'm a snail" the host said "OK but why the girl on your back" the man said "that's mi chelle" or how about the other guest wearing nothing but his underpants, when asked what he was he replied "I'm an orgasm" hows that he was asked , he replied "I've just come in my underpants"
2007-06-28 21:55:20 · answer #4 · answered by Eddie W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pinkstuff - you must listen to Chris Moyles!.
Can elephants jump higher than a house??
Yes: cos house can't jump! groooooan.
Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?
One likes mucking about in fountains and the other.......
Whats the difference between a Circus and a Brothel??
Ones a cunning display of stunts.......
2007-06-28 21:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
Coz he had no BODY to go with
Why cant you have a party on the moon?
Coz there's just no aptmosphere
Horse walks into a bar, barman says "Why the long face?"
Man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm and says "One for me and one for the road"
2007-06-28 21:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The previous night i went to bed with my new gf and the next i woke up with my ex........hahahahah
2007-06-28 22:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last night I was dreaming I was eating a giant marshmallow, and I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone
2007-06-28 21:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah T 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why was 6 afraid of 7...Because 7 ate(8) 9..Stupid i know!!!
2007-06-28 21:43:19 · answer #9 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Why did the hamster cross the road?
It was stapled to a chicken.
Okay, okay, you did say bad. LOL!
2007-06-28 21:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by trai 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋