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I was doing garden work this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower.

I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife,

"Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye,
then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"

I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.

She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,

Then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that
one.Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
that?

She replies



Eye left t.it behind the bush...

2007-06-28 21:03:57 · 29 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Society & Culture Etiquette

29 answers

yeah. It was funny like when somebody asked the
cowboy why he got a dachsund dog. Because everybody
told him to get a long little doggy.

2007-06-29 01:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

That is so funny that is a good one I enjoyed it very much kudos the funniest joke I've read till now on Yahoo answers good letter.

2007-06-28 21:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by D S♦T♦A♦R♦S 6 · 0 2

That's was a funny one

2007-06-28 22:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by ☺stacy 7 · 0 1

have heard it too many times for it to be funny anymore, sorry

2007-06-28 21:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

LOL thats funny

2007-06-28 21:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by DJ 2 · 0 3

yes very funny

2007-06-29 00:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

lol...yeah thats pretty funny x

2007-06-29 00:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by pinkkittenliverpool 6 · 0 1

yes

2007-06-28 21:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

hahahha it was funny,lol they sound like a fun couple lol

2007-06-28 21:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by Shy 2 · 2 2

no really, is a comunication between a couple, but i do not find it a joke, sorry!!

2007-06-28 21:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by taxidiara 1 · 1 2

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