How do you artificially inseminate yourself?

Question

Any one know a step by step process?

Answer 1

Oh, pleeeeaaaasssse! Go to a sperm bank/artificial insemination clinic to get it done professionally. Why would you want to do it yourself?

Answer 2

1) acquire sperm
2) store in a recepticle at 98.6 degrees farenheight ( your mouth for example)
3) when ready put sperm in a basting syringe and "shoot" said baby batter into vagina.
4) bake for nine months
5) don't forget to hand out cigars you lucky new parent you!

Answer 3

Get a turkey baster from the store.