Charlie and his wife Ruth went to the state fair every year. Every year Charlie would say, "Ruth, I'd like to ride in that airplane."
Ruth would always reply, "I know Charlie, but that airplane ride costs fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."
One particular year Charlie and Ruth went to the fair and Charlie said, "Ruth, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance."
Ruth replied, "Charlie, that airplane ride costs fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."
The airplane pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's fifty dollars."
Charlie and Ruth agreed and off they went.
2007-06-28 17:39:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Charlie and Ruth agreed and off they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns and rolls and dives to try and earn his fift dollars, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Charlie and said, "That's amazing, ,I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Charlie replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Ruth fell out, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars."
2007-06-28 17:39:38 · update #1
Precious Honey.. I am glad there is a Touch of Honey this
early ,you are always there for me..great one thanks
The Prince of your loyal support group,,..Devoted
2007-06-28 21:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard this one before! However, Honey, the joke is worth a star and a star is a star!!!
"Cherish your vision and your dreams as they are the children of your soul; the blueprints of your ultimate achievements."
2007-06-29 02:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh Honey you do have a wicked sense of humour. I am having trouble typing this from laughing so much.
2007-06-29 07:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha oh how said!but fifty dollars is fifty dollars,right?
2007-06-29 00:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he thought she was overpriced....LOL Very funny and worth the star
2007-06-29 00:50:11 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i heard this in a different way but this one is a little better.
lol i love your jokes
heres your star
2007-06-29 10:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-06-29 02:20:03 · answer #7 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG That's hilarious!! I'm starring you!
2007-06-29 01:28:57 · answer #8 · answered by ohhnicholas 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha :) Good one.
2007-06-29 22:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe i like that one :)
2007-06-29 00:46:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋