2007-06-28 16:21:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I actually saw this show. The DNA tests conclusivel proved that the baby daddy was Pope Darwin!!!
aw, coochie coochie coochie coo...
2007-06-28 16:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No He would be omnipotent and cry as you descend into hell for eternity because He created all of us and loves us so, but gives us free will to make fun of HIm but the eternal consequence is going to be might uncomfortable.
2007-06-28 23:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by I Love Jesus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His DNA would match a certain Jewish guy who came 2000 years ago in a village in Bethlehem.
2007-06-28 23:24:46 · answer #3 · answered by The Stylish One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, DNA tests would identify a Roman soldier.
2007-06-28 23:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"God, you are NOT the father!"
"Mary, you whore how many other men should we get to test?"
/sobbing/" theres only one other guy that was a one night stand. I met him at the garden of eden bar and grill. it was just once i swear!"
2007-06-28 23:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes. because He is everyones father who art in Heaven
2007-06-28 23:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's everyone's daddy.
2007-06-28 23:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes he's the father of all
2007-06-28 23:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by riderchick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........yes
2007-06-28 23:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by Night Nurse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lucifer
2007-06-28 23:23:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋