What should I tell the judge this time?

Question

OK, so I have another court date. This time it was for driving naked in a state park. The other day I took a little trip to the beach and stretched out on the warm sand and fell sound asleep. I woke up about an hour later to discover that the dang sea gulls had been into my potato chips I had brought along and there was gull poop all over my backside and hair--yuk! I ran into the surf and stripped off my clothes and tried to rinse them out but they still smelled like old fish guts. I stayed in the water for awhile and was wondering where everybody had gotten off to when I hear this huge BOOM! Dang if there wasn't a huge storm coming off the water right for me and I was the last dumba** left on the beach. I figured since no one was around I would just trot over to my truck and drive home. Well I made it to the truck and even drove about three miles before a cop pulled me over (cause I don't have a windsheild) and gave me a ticket to see the judge. Oh, Lord -- what do I do now??

I should add that my windsheild is gone because of another incident (see my latest blog) but I've been wearing a clear face sheild when I drive -- which was the ONLY thing I had on when the cop pulled me over. He even made me put those vomit smelling pants on before I drove home. What do you think the judge will make me do? The police says that I can't just pay a fine I have to go to court. Does anyone else have troubles like this??

Answer 1

You should just invite the judge to go with you the next time you want to drive like that!

Answer 2

After looking at your other questions, I think you just got out of school for the summer. Are you bored already? Why not get a job, and quit asking such dumb questions!

Answer 3

Tell the truth! You can get into more trouble if you don't. Hopefully the judge will have a sense of humor!

Answer 4

OMG! I fee bad for you. You should be able to pay the fine. That's not fair. Police are so mean.