Will it hurt?
2007-06-28 16:04:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, you have to be anointed on top of spaghetti all covered in cheese.
It will only hurt if the cheese sauce is hot when they pour it on your meatballs.
2007-06-28 16:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to eat a large bowl of pasta blessed by a Pastafarian priest. They will chant hymns and sprinkle Parmesan.
2007-06-28 16:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And your head shall be anointed with the Holy Tomato Sauce And you shall injest the NON-vegetarian meatballs in a Holy and Sacred Manner. The Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti God shall descend upon you in flowing tresses of undulating noodles" Book of Vermacelli 6:17
Raji the Green Witch
2007-06-28 16:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will be dipped in marinara. Be sure to wear your pirate outfit. It is the official costume of pastafarians. After the ceremony we will visit the beer volcano and stripper factory.
2007-06-28 16:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to let all the other Pastafarians throw meatballs at you then bow yourself down to the noodly masters appendage.
2007-06-28 16:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mariah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not! You simply have to be brought to a roiling boil for 20 minutes, then allowed to cool. You should last for a week to ten days, longer if you stay refrigerated.
2007-06-28 16:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually you have to wear a wig of linguine for a month and then try to convert people for the remainder of your life.
Listening to Bob Manacotti helps.
Ok my answer is so stupid its not even funny. Sorry.
2007-06-28 16:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May you be blessed in marinara and baptized in alfredo.
2007-06-28 16:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just believe and eat the pasta!
2007-06-28 16:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋