Will you come to my museum after a jog?
Will you come during a fog?
Will you come on a plane
Will you come if you're mentally insane?
Will you come to see the dinos?
Will you bring your little albinos?
Will you come on a train?
Will you come with menstruel pain?
2007-06-28 15:24:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Diana)))
2007-06-28 15:30:03 · update #1
I would not visit in a box.
I would not visit with a fox*.
I would not visit that damn museum.
I have integrity - an atheist I am!
2007-06-28 15:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will come with bible in hand
I will put my head in sand
I will learn to quote the twaddle
In the aisles I will not dawdle...
So I can be learned and taught
about the" lord gods" silly plot
Coming here is very nice
Please put my head into a vice...
2007-06-28 22:29:26 · answer #2 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Only if I needed a laugh. I'd get kicked out right there in front of Adam, Eve and their pet pteradactyl.
2007-06-28 22:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Would you come with Abe Lincoln muttonchops?
Would you come with your moms and pops?
Will you give me undeserved money?
Will you look at the exhibit of man with dinosaurs, it's so funny?
2007-06-28 22:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I will not go there on a train,
I will not go with menstrual pain,
I won't go when I get my pay,
I will not go there any day!
I do not like Creation Museums
I do not like them...hmm...hmm...eum.
2007-06-29 17:45:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send us the plane fare
And the train fare
And I STILL wouldn't be there
2007-06-28 22:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no
Yes
If the stewardess helps
Of course (best way to enjoy it)
As long as they're not winos
And my massive mulattos
Been there done that
Sure I'll bring my girlfriend
2007-06-28 22:40:21 · answer #7 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A H YES...I'm tOo drUnK...MayBe
tOMorrOW..
Menstrual pain" No way...
2007-06-28 22:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As long as I don't have to pay to get in.
2007-06-28 22:27:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is there a dumb down drug I can take first?
2007-06-28 22:29:21 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋