A turkey is chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch.
Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
2007-06-28 14:56:27 · 11 answers · asked by Neha M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was pretty funny. Here's one for you:
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money."
2007-06-28 15:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by Harleygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever. All right I'll share a bird/farmer joke back
This farmer has a rooster. He is the only rooster, but he is getting a little old and the farmer needs a new rooster to breed his hens. So he buys a fresh young stud rooster and puts him in the coop. The older rooster says to the younger one. "Hey how would you like to be the only rooster and have these hens all to yourself. Tell you what why don't we race around the coop and whoever wins stays and the loser has to leave." The younger rooster agrees, "But I'm pretty old," Says the old rooster "Give me a little head start." The younger agrees and the older rooster takes off around the coop and the younger one is following closely behind then BLAM The farmer shoots the younger rooster. "Dang it, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this week!"
2007-06-28 15:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-28 15:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good life lesson!! Funny but also informative!!
2007-06-28 15:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked that joke!
2007-06-28 15:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one a few years ago.
2007-06-28 14:58:50 · answer #6 · answered by mrmann803 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, great joke, but I don't have one, sorry.
2007-06-28 14:59:01 · answer #7 · answered by Spicy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the best joke ever
2007-06-28 14:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha this is officially my favorite
2007-06-28 15:10:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one.
2007-06-28 14:58:52 · answer #10 · answered by Mike H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋