Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money.
Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
2007-06-28 14:41:50 · 13 answers · asked by Steve C 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laughs steve!!
your so getting a star!
2007-06-28 14:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by Modernday_Aphrodite 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fuuny, but the first one is wrong. coins are still money, but not six inches long! u should have said something like 100 dollar bills :)
2007-06-28 15:17:36 · answer #2 · answered by theca_va 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad Steve C. I especially like the first one...but I didn't quite get the second one.... have you ever been to Hawaii?
2007-06-28 14:48:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Och aye, laddie, ye had me interested wi' the first one, but I canna take the one aboot the wee sheep. But I'll give ye a star anyhoo.
2007-06-28 14:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by nyninchdick 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hee hee
thanks for the tiny smile
I'm feeling generous
a star 4 u
2007-06-28 14:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved the second one. I lived in Idaho for a few years.........the saying was, "Idaho--where men are men and the sheep are nervous".......LOL!
2007-06-28 15:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Cherie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the first one but the rest are corny??
r they ures? or did u copy them off the net
2007-06-28 14:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the third one is pretty funny. It made me smile. : )
2007-06-28 14:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those were all hilarious!
2007-06-28 14:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by amasmomma05 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-06-28 15:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋