An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
2007-06-28 14:04:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omgggg
thats like sadd..
but hilariousss
lol
2007-06-28 14:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by Bosnian_chic_2012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Man
2007-07-03 13:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a horrible son! Funny though!!
2007-06-28 15:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-28 14:54:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pip pip, that was a bloomer ole girl, gave me the har har you know.
2007-07-06 12:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a wanker?
2007-07-06 11:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh the wonderful life of google
2007-06-28 14:51:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mooey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a wanker
2007-07-03 04:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by mari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thilly gooth! heres u a star... *giggle*
2007-07-06 09:31:34 · answer #9 · answered by carlyy. :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his dad died because of him. that was really funny.!!!!
2007-07-05 08:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by Roanour B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋