THE PERFECT WAL-MART GREETER
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her
two kids in tow. She was screaming obscenities at them all the way
through
the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the
oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would
have slept with you twice. You have a nice day now."
2007-06-28 13:40:43 · 23 answers · asked by ROSIE 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny...
i like these:
Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?
They would just tell the women to try another brother.
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport Limo service?
His motto is, "We get you there with time to kill!"
2007-06-28 15:01:51 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Molly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny>
2007-06-29 01:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo awesome! I think that might have actually happened in my local Walmart...jk! I live in Hickville, USA, so it probably has happened once or twice... Have a star, you made me laugh!
2007-06-28 20:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by Meggie Liz! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-28 22:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-06-28 21:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by inquiring mindz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-06-28 23:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by Version 2.0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2007-06-28 21:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't wait to tell that one at work tomorrow!
2007-06-28 20:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by Tray B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes!
2007-06-28 20:50:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thats funny
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2007-06-28 21:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by Bosnian_chic_2012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋