do want to learn a really funny joke?

Question

the passengers aboard a plane are eating burritos.
the plane loses a wing, and crashes. only 3 survive.
they land in the middle of some desert
they walk for hours, when all of a sudden all 3 men experience the explosive diariah.

man#1: man i gotta take a mean sh*t
man#2: me too man.
man#3: theres only sand out here, how are gonna clean ourselves?

man#1 says: i know! money, we'll wipe our asses with money.
man#2: how much money does everyone have?

man#1: i have $20
man #2: i have $100
man#3: i have $1

man#1 takes a dump and cleans himself with his $20 . he looks relieved and says: i feel good enough to walk the saharah.

man#2 takes a dump and cleans himself with his $100. he looks full of life and says:the most expensive sh*t i've taken but i feel great! like a new man.

man#3 takes a dump and cleans himself with his $1. the man comes out screaming in pain.

man#2:what happened man? you look horrible.

man#3 says: YOU TRY WIPING YOUR *** WITH 3 QUARTERS, 2 DIMES AND A NICKLE !!!!!

Answer 1

I wasn't expecting that. Good joke. :)

Answer 2

Good one!

Answer 3

i do like to hear jokes.

Answer 4

check this one out..................................

http://www.prankplace.com/funnymoney.htm?KBID=4210



now THAT...



IS


ONE


REALLY


EXPENSIVE


DUMP!!!!!!

Answer 5

OUCH! :p

Answer 6

eh...