2007-06-28 13:26:25 · 7 answers · asked by ms. baby blue 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EVERY April Fools Day I play a joke on my parents, and I am grown and gone! (I just hate growing up).
My mother is the most gullible.
Sometimes I buy fake wads of chewing gum or poo poo and put it on her good bedspread to fool her. She thinks the custom-made bedspread is worth more than the stupid house so I like to shake her tree every now and then.
Once I called in a panic and asked her if she was watching the news? I told her a very large family gathering had turned into a riot down at the end of her street and was moving toward her house. I said, "Can't you hear the sirens???"
I once sent my parents an email telling them I had just accepted a job in China and that I didn't want to mention it earlier because I didn't think I would get it, but my own family would be moving the following month. But I told them not to worry cause it was only a 2-year commitment. When I called them later to check and see if they had read the email, my mom said, "Yes we got it, and Dad says you are crazy." And then I said, "April Fools!!!"
My brother-in-law is an obsessive compulsive neat freak. His closet is arranged by type of garmet and by color. All red shirts are together, all white, all blue, etc. So on April Fools Day (and with my sister's permission!) I totally rearranged his closet and mixed everything up.
2007-06-28 13:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by americansneedtowakeup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a hold of some stationary from a hotel, then write a letter to your parents as if you are the hotel manager, stating that due to the damages incurred when you stayed there (damaged the room somehow) they now owe $10,000 (or whatever amount would shock them) for repairs and if they don't comply they will go to court etc. When you put the phone number for them to call make it something like 1-800-gotcha... My daughter did this to me when she was in high school....and I did laugh about it.
2007-06-28 20:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by Sophiesmama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago my mom had to have a new hip. When she came home, she had to be very careful with it. She was sitting in her chair once, and she wanted her leg raised. So being the great and fantastic son I claim to be, I very carefully raised it for her. All of a sudden she let out a yelp like I was hurting her. I jumped back, and she laughed her butt off. My payback to her came shortly there after. I was sharpening all her knives for her when I noticed the bottle of ketchup in front of me. So I squirted some all over my hands and wrist, went running in the house to her telling her what supposedly just happened. She freaked out, until I started licking the Ketchup blood off my hands. Yelling, "GOTCHA", I laughed my butt off,
2007-06-28 20:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was mostly putting hot stuff in the food. Horseradish worked well in mashed potatoes and really hot tabasco sauce in the ketchup bottle. Pepper in the brownies went over well too. I was a really bad kid.
2007-06-28 20:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, one time I put a fake spider on my Dad's keyboard and he freaked out when he typed on his keyboard. It was sooo funny!!
2007-06-28 20:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by Mark M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i pull this one on a couple of people and it gets them every time!!!
easier to show picture than explain
http://www.prankplace.com/bathroom_nopesoap.htm?KBID=4210
2007-06-28 21:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by jasonandrewwi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinds that would make them laugh?
2007-06-28 20:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by dnf007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋