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Ok it is time once again for the smite list. Who has made you mad this week and want me as your god to smite.....topping the list is Paris Hilton.....and George W

2007-06-28 11:46:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Oh, PLEASE put my apartment's management company on the list; they've been replacing the sidewalks around here in preparation for the place to go condo (I have to move out in a month or buy the place for $330,000!!!!!), and they've been cranking up the jackhammers at the crack of dawn!!!!!!

Edit: I came back to this one today (6/30); can't believe all the people on here whining how "you aren't their god!" Do none of these folks have a sense of humor, or do they have to have it surgically removed when they become Christians or something??? ;-)

2007-06-28 11:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

1. George W. Bush
2. George Bush's surgeon general

2007-06-28 11:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by plferia 3 · 1 1

definitely Paris Hilton if any normal person would do that we'd be rotting in jail for a thew month's
she's not even a artist if you don't consider her sex tape a movie and her moaning a song

2007-06-28 11:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Nobody would want you for a god. God is a God of love and forgiveness. To mock holy things shows you to be a fool lacking in intelligence and void of true spirituality.

The devil is rejoicing in you as you serve him - your one and only true God until you repent of the evil in your wicked heart.

HERE COMES THE THUMBS DOWN FROM THE HEATHEN. TRUTH IS NEVER POPULAR IN AN UNREGENERATE CROWD.

2007-06-28 11:51:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Topping my list is Ann Coulter. What a douche bag!

2007-06-28 11:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

If Godzilla's the smiter I want smited first!

_()_

2007-06-28 11:49:28 · answer #6 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0 1

smite me, smite meeeeeee...i don't feel like going to work tomorrow anyway

2007-06-28 11:54:42 · answer #7 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 1 2

You are not My God.

2007-06-28 11:53:00 · answer #8 · answered by Mariah 5 · 1 2

hmm....Creation Museum guy....dont know his name...bothered me.

seriously...man and dinosaur coexisting...absurd.

2007-06-28 11:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by johnny.zondo 6 · 1 1

You are not MY God!

2007-06-28 13:04:03 · answer #10 · answered by jasmin2236 7 · 1 2

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