I need to pass a drug test?

Question

wat is the fastest way i can get THC (pot) outta my system

Answer 1

Not to put it in your system to begin with.

I really don't have a problem with pot. I don't do it myself but I don't see a whole lot wrong with it. Its not horrible like cocaine or heroin. That aside, though, it is still illegal and you can get fired for doing it. If you willingly do it and know you are going to be tested (pehaps at any time) then your priorities are out of whack. Even if its a crappy job you should still take responsibility for what you do.

Answer 2

There is no way to "get it out of your system"- you're body will naturally get rid of the compound in its own time, depending on how fast your metabolism is and how much you smoke. Whether the THC can be detected depends on the type of test (urine, blood, or hair), and how long it has been since you smoked- it also depends on what they are considering a positive result.

The test for the metabolites of THC (what your body turns THC into) can usually show up in urine and blood for 4 days- though if you are a heavy user, be warned- it has been shown to stay in the urine for up to 67 days after last drug exposure in heavy users. If your hair is tested, the metabolite actually becomes a part of your hair as it grows. The only way to get rid of it is to cut your hair.

Basically, the only way to get pot out of your system is to wait it out- and stop smoking. Drinking a lot of water will dilute your urine, but it won't make your body get rid of it any faster.

Answer 3

The fastest way depends on how much weed/THC you smoked during last few weeks/days. Also how well you have hydrated yourself to clear up from your body and how well your kidneys working. Yes coming to your point of passing test ! i am not sure how well they work but there are kits on the market like from ureasample.com . As far as i know there none reliable one to get it out of your system fast. As some people advice you to drink plenty water! dont over drink water! It can lead to serious disorder called water intoxication and end up in ER. Finally Excuse me, I am not here to correct/comment you but reality is how long are you going to fake it? Even though if u pass the test now but still you have to keep up the job or whatever with the THC effect on your brain. Hope you understand my point. goodluck buddy.

Answer 4

the THC is stored in fat cells, which is why it stays in the system for so long; its metabolites "trickle" out. exercising will breakdown the fats its being stored in and help get rid of it faster, and water will help flush out your system as it is currently. Just make sure you dont over do it with the water, there is such a thing as water poisoning incase you didnt know


drinking tons of water the day of the test may or may not work, when doing a drug test the testers test for concentration of chemicals in urine, if the chemicals are too diluted from drinking tons of water they may just fail you. if your gonna try this, take a B vitamin complex when you do, they make your piss literally neon yellow if its not diluted, and will keep it from looking clear as water

dont over do the water.

if you use lightly (occasionally, or weekly at the most) then the metabolites will only linger for about a week, i know alot of teachers will say it stays in your system for a month, thats only in daily users.

Answer 5

The fact is, you can't. THC will be detectable in urine for a few days after taking it, and detectable in hair for up to 60 days. Products that advertise otherwise are simply scams.

Drinking vast quantities of water is a great way to kill yourself by destroying the balance electrolytes in your blood.

Answer 6

Once you get it in, it's hard to get it out. It's in your blood stream, and as fused into your organs. I don't think it will be out of you by the time your drug test comes around. The fastest way to get it out, is to never have it in your system to begin with.

Answer 7

Get a job where they don't test. Unless your going to quit tokin, this will be an ongoing problem, Man. Like what a bummer, etc etc.

Answer 8

Go to GNC and get Cleanz Blendz, I guarantee it works, three days tops and I believe it can be faster.

Answer 9

there is a product on the market called "terminator" and is sold in most head shops!! use the larger bottle to make sure

Answer 10

drink a whole lot of water