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2007-06-28 11:16:42 · 13 answers · asked by vickie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.
2007-06-28 11:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The real question is How would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood? And the answer is:
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck wood the way a woodchuck could chuck wood, but if a woodchuck would chuck wood the way that a woodchuck would chuck, would the woodchuck chuck wood the way a woodchuck could chuck wood?
PS: This only makes sense to a person would enough sense, but if a person had enough sense (or as a matter-of-fact, any sense at all) they wouldn't be here trying to figure out how a woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck would chuck wood. of course, if i had any 'cents', i would be at the mall (or theatre) with my friends. but from my answer, you can probably tell that i have neither sense nor cents.
2007-06-28 13:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by Vampire Duck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2007-06-28 11:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lets see. A wood chuck can chuck as much wood as he wants. Depends on the type of wood and how big or little the wood chuck is.
2007-06-28 11:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by dales girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not really a joke or riddle. but try to say it super fast like this How much would a wood chuck chuck, would a wood chuck chuck wood chuck chuck be.
2007-06-28 11:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by tanya hottie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck ; if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2007-06-28 11:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by vampires will never hurt you 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
About the same amount as Peter Piper picking pickled peppers. I answered this question last month.
2007-06-28 11:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What size woodchuck?
Whay type wood?
2007-06-28 11:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quite a lot
2007-06-28 11:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by cfb193 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she sells sea shells on the sea shore
2007-06-28 11:19:12 · answer #10 · answered by Marz-2kaii8 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋