I'd put him in the #8 Budweiser car with DEI. That would be torture enough since he hates Dale Jr. I would put him on the track at Talladega with 42 other car going 195 mph bumper to bumper, 3-4 wide. During the races, he wouldn't survive lap 1. During qualifying he would wreck out there being the only out there. He'd hit the wall before he got up to speed.
And then when he proves he can't survive, I would put him in a car with Dale Jr, let Jr drive, and they go around the track together for 150 laps at Talladega. I wonder how long he would last with that.
2007-06-28 11:08:36
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answered by Bethany 5
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I would put him in the 42 or 38 as long as the other 41 drivers didn't know that Montoya or Gilliland are not in the car. Then I would turn the field lose on him at Bristol, no place to hide... I'm sure Tony Jimmie, Jeff. Kurt and any one else these to guys have wrecked or shoved around would teach him a thing or 2.
2007-06-28 11:24:51
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answered by Dale Fan 4
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actualy i was thinking a figure 8 race and made sure he got stuck at the intersection all the time/but the Talladega idea sounds great but i would put #13 on his car and make him drive for Waltrip Racing he would finish dead last .before he even crossed the start line he would of hit the wall
2007-06-28 11:17:19
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answered by nas88car300 7
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I'd like him to be Pierre Levegh in the 1955 24 Hour Le Mans race. He would finish in a closed casket. (No spectator casualties of course)
2007-06-29 02:47:14
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answered by gailforce_wind 6
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I would put him in the 24 car at Talladega hopefully he see the finish line and then all the fans can throw trash at him, because if anyone deserves that he sure does!
2007-06-28 17:25:24
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answered by nascarfan31 4
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Fast Track at a medical facility / by ambulance / psychiatric team /at least a 30 day stay / finish at the mental ward for immediate treatment !!!
2007-06-28 12:12:29
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answered by Shawn G 5
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Great Question! Even if you put him in the pace car, he wouldn't make it around the track. If he did, put him in the car with Jr., and let Jr. scare the p*** out of him at 200mph. at Talladega! Seriously, put him in DW's Toyota truck at a CTS race at Bristol. Easy DNF.
To the troll: did someone say this is a joke?
2007-06-28 13:55:59
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answered by Anonymous
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How about the #8 Skittles car floundering around in last place.
2007-06-28 15:49:42
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answered by rowdy45 4
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Years ago they had a Skittles Car; why don't we bring that car back just for him for one shot at racing at Bristol. Oh yeah and thow a number 8 on the door; just for good measure.
2007-06-28 14:04:48
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answered by Gene L 4
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answered by ? 4
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