As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mam, i'm 37, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband, please go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter getting it on with her toy. To his query as to what she was doing, she said, "Dad, i'm 37, unmarried and this is as close as i'll ever get to a husband, so please leave me alone."
A couple of days later, the wife comes home from shopping, put the bags in the kitchen and heard the buzzing noise coming from, of all places the sitting room. She entered the room and observed her husband sitting on the sofa, watching the tv.
2007-06-28 10:16:48 · 27 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The vibrator was next to him on the sofa buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked,"What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the football with my son-in-law."
2007-06-28 10:18:15 · update #1
lol so that's were my toy is been looking for it all day
thanks
yell there it is still watching tv
2007-06-28 10:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by theresa t 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By far the silver bullet is better. Maybe it's just me, but I was always skeeved out by using animals on my parts lol.
2016-05-22 00:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, even at tihis time in a morning.
2007-06-28 17:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg I'm so slow, my husband had to explain it to me.. got there in the end! lol
2007-06-28 10:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i fink i mita erd tha 1 b4 but it still getts me lol u can deffo get a star from me
2007-06-28 10:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAOSFHISMS Well I for one don't blame him, he'll never have to worry about him running off with another woman and leaving her heartborken.
2007-06-28 11:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but kind of shocking, lol
2007-06-28 11:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2007-06-28 10:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Ste444 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
new one keep them coming 9/10 <<>>
2007-06-28 11:43:10 · answer #9 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man. How hilarious.
Star for u
thanks for sharing
2007-06-28 10:23:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋