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I heard a rather disturbing story on Radio 4 last night which states that the Catholic Church believe that the devil was born on 6 June 2006 as per the book of revelations in the bible.

To counter this they have set up a secret hit squad to track down all babies born on that day in order to find the devil child and then eliminate him.

Don't you think that it is a bit worrying that the Vatican are actually planning to kill young children?

2007-06-28 10:00:09 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

25 answers

ROTFLMAO!

The Vatican wouldn't do such a thing, but there are plenty of other mental cases who might.

Addendum; I suppose it's just another type of D-Day: Dummy Day.

2007-06-28 10:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

I think the son of Satan is really George W. Bush. But the Catholics got a market on this sort of stuff, I believe the technical term for it is extortion. The vatican has been killing people since it was created, this isn't new.

Did they say if the kid was born with horns and a pitchfork?

2007-06-28 17:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by daBreezemeister 3 · 1 2

It's me. See, I'm just over 1 year old and I can type already. Think what I will be able to do in another 12 months. The Pope dude doesn't scare me. Bring him on and lets dance!

2007-06-29 04:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by bkk 5 · 1 0

Sounds an awful lot like the plot of The Omen 3...

2007-06-28 17:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 3 0

There are many sons of satan among us. Most of them are in the Religion and Spirituality section of questions and answers as I type this reply. Time my answer and then check the time lapse before the replies fly in.

2007-06-29 20:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by MaggieSA 3 · 0 0

Hogwash

2007-06-28 17:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by Plato 5 · 1 0

What is happening to people, you should`nt worry about things like that mate theres no such thing as the devil.

2007-06-28 17:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Ace Ventura 1 · 3 0

Hey, I've got a piece of the True Cross for sale...

Seriously, you don't really believe this, do you?

2007-06-28 17:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by nightserf 5 · 1 0

Wow...that's very disturbing news. I respect every religion and their beliefs even though I'm not religious myself...but to actually go as far as to search for the "devil's son" which in actuallity is a BABY and plan to kill him/her is just plain stupid.

2007-06-28 17:05:20 · answer #9 · answered by ⓡⓐⓠⓤⓔⓛ 6 · 1 3

Too late, he was born in 1960 and I married him.

2007-06-28 17:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by Cheryl E 7 · 4 0

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