George W Bush, Condalisa Rice, and Dick Cheney are on Air Force One and GWB says "I could throw a $100 bill out the window and make someone really happy right now." To which Condalisa Rice replies "I could throw a ten $10 bills out the window and make ten really people happy right now." And of course Dick Cheney chimes in with "Well I could throw a hundred $1 bills and make a hundred people happy right now." After hearing this conversation, the pilot looks at the copilot and says "I could throw those three out the window and make 300,000 people really happy right now!"
2007-06-28 09:32:24 · 30 answers · asked by lazyjbob 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
300,000 is the USA population, but everyone has a valid point by saying it would make more like 5 or 6 billion people very happy. Please substitute 6,000,000 in for the 300,000 when reading this joke.
2007-06-28 09:38:56 · update #1
I'm not all here today, just say 6 billion instead of looking at my zeros. I keep messing up the numbers.
2007-06-28 09:56:33 · update #2
lmao haha
here is mine:
There was a bombing incident in Brazil and 3 Brazillians died.
George W Bush had a press conference after the tragedy
reporter: Mr. President, what's your thoughts on the 3 brazillians killed earlier this week?
Bush: Three Brazillians!? how many is that!?
2007-06-28 09:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
1) That was pretty funny. 2) There's 300 million people in the U.S. 3) GWB a joke all in himself.
2007-06-28 16:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! But it's more like 200 million people.
2007-06-28 16:35:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know a lot about politics but I think you need to leave George W. Bush alone. It is really hard to be president and personally I doubt that any of you people who are dissing him would make a good president.
2007-06-28 17:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by WonderGirl 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha That was Really Funny , No Lie
2007-06-28 16:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by Denise S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love political jokes, and that joke is right up there with all the other ones I heard.
2007-06-28 16:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd make more than 300,000 people happy.
2007-06-28 16:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
302 Million people happy!
2007-06-28 17:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by JB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny dude!! Oh! yeah here's a star too.
2007-06-28 16:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, not bad. if george w bush would have dick cheney's first name, i would probably paid more attention during his speeches.
2007-06-28 16:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by Chuck Schwarzenegger 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋