A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?
2007-06-28 08:22:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!! That is so funny. I always tell my kids and grandkids if I stop too fast they will run up my ***. lol♥j
2007-06-28 08:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh my word ! That was really funny, thanks for bringing a smile on my face ! Had a really bad day with y friends and my homework.. Thanks for cheering me up ! A star coming your way, wish I could give more than 1 star ! Keep the jokes coming! Peace out.x
2007-06-28 08:50:25 · answer #2 · answered by Senorita 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was really, really funny Honey! Have a nice day!
2007-06-28 18:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
worth a star anytime
2007-06-28 09:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just great. Liked that.
2007-06-28 08:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-06-28 11:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh. Keep them coming.
2007-06-28 20:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-06-28 10:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-06-28 08:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by ladyarwen0720 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dirrty but funny
2007-06-30 02:30:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋