This girl at my school told me it! and yes it is G rated
So these three guys had a bet to go in a haunted mansion and the first night guy number one went in! in the middle of the night he wakes up a hears the log rolls over hes dead hehe the log rolls over he is dead hoo hoo he runs out. So the next night the same thing happens the second guy goes in and in the middle of the night he hears the log rolls over hes dead hehe the log rolls over hes dead hoo hoo..
The next night the same thing happens the third guy walks in and hears in the middle of the night the log rolls over hes dead hehe the log rolls over hes dead hoo hoo so then he decides to investigate so he goes in the living room and hears it louder
then he goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder
then he walks into the bathroom and hears it Louder and then he looks in the sink and hears it louder the log rolls over hes dead he the log rolls over hes dead hoohoo so he looks in the toilet and he sees a fly and a poop.
2007-06-28 08:19:57 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAH IM STILL LAFING.
LLOLOLOL
2007-06-28 08:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First where did you get logs rolling over? You said, "the log rolls over hes dead hoo hoo". How can he go investigate if he's dead? The ending made no sense what so ever. No offense, but this is the must retarded joke I heard in my life.
2007-06-28 08:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by Helper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well Honey! It's funny in a funny sort of way...
Most didn't understand what you're trying to say!
The fly is turning the turd over in the toilet and singing...
"The log rolls over hes dead hehe the log rolls over hes dead hoo ho!!!"
2007-06-28 08:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke stops being funny when it's told be people older than 6 years old. And heard by anyone older than 5.
2007-06-28 08:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by pdkflyguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think if i would hav been able to understand te parts with the logs rolling that were so badly worded,maybe i would hav gotten the joke^^.
2007-06-28 08:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by commandermoo19 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a funnier joke that works the same way:
This man kills his wife, raps in a blanket full of rocks and dumps her body in a near by lake.
He goes back to his house and hears his wife's voice, "It floats, it floats."
He panics and goes back to the lake thinking the body is floating around but he sees neither the police or a body, so he goes back to the house and he again hears his wife's voice going, "It floats it, it floats."
Really frightened he screams out, "What floats?"
And the voice shot back, "Ivory Soap silly."
2007-06-28 08:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually I don't get it atall.
Maybe u could explain but i still don't think it would be funny.
So the poop is the log so what
2007-06-28 08:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by Chocolate Bunny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cant make out what you try to tell. Is there a joke somewhere?Sorry it pooped.
2007-06-28 08:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get it at first untill V2R1 explained it better. Punctuation in a joke works wonders. like these symbals ".,;"
2007-06-29 21:40:02 · answer #9 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should concentrate more on your grammar skills than on jokes.
OK joke ... if you're 6 years old.
2007-06-28 08:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by Rachelina 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, the first time I heard it it was funny, but it really isn't anymore.
2007-06-28 08:23:31 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Kayla♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋