2007-06-28 07:14:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
thank the gnome god ... and then put it in my garden
2007-06-28 07:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by socmum16 ♪ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would start calling my friends and family and asking who has a traveling gnome.The same goes for those statues of geese that people dress up and put in their yards. I would be expected to take a funny picture of the statue,post it on line and then put the statue on someone else's front porch. I usually rotate this nonsense to my sister.
2007-06-28 15:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm so jealous! I want a garden gnome statue, but they're around $20-25 at Target and eBay.
You should give him a name and put him in your garden, yard, or porch.
2007-06-28 14:20:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd wonder which one of my funny friends has brought him to visit me. Then I'd enjoy his company for a while and I'd get the word out to my fun loving friends that the gnome wants to go home.
2007-06-28 14:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by thinkerbelle1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. in high school my friends and I used to get drunk and steal dozens of gnomes, rabbits, frogs, or whatever we could find and put them on my one neighbors front porch because we hated her. I always wondered what she did with them....
2007-06-28 15:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Baw 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First I would examine it closely to see if it is possible that there is something illegal hidden in it. If so, I would call the cops, just in case. If not, I would put it out by my driveway. If the person who put it there wanted it back, or it was stolen, then whomever wanted it could have it. If not, then it would stay there. No big deal.
2007-06-28 14:23:18 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Figure someone wanted me to have a nice statue and find a good spot in my garden to place it.
2007-06-28 14:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by sonofstar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take pictures of you spending the day with it. Then leave it back on your porch. Obviously it is on vacation. And whomever left it there will come back for it.
teee heee!
2007-06-28 14:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by Martini Girl 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
chuck it over a mountain, gnomes are scary
2007-06-28 14:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by LOST_fanatic:)! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would take him to wrk and after work put him in someone else's yard
2007-06-28 14:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋