Jack says~
*drink!*
2007-06-28 06:32:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, but if he sees his shadow, then we'll have 6 more weeks of battle.
2007-06-28 06:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has already risen. And he probably won't come again by rising out of a foxhole. He is going to return glorious from the sky. And for the rest of eternity He will be seated at the right hand of the God the Father. He already is though.
2007-06-28 13:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
And if Jesus rises out of a foxhole, will he be an Atheist? I mean - isn't this all circular?
2007-06-28 13:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by yarn whore 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
And it will be the largest foxhole ever witnessed by man!
No need to hold ones breath it could happen any moment now!
2007-06-28 13:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by WillRogerswannabe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must have been on my lunch break when this whole foxhole business started, because it's going over my head.
But hey, cheers.
2007-06-28 13:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. He'll be played by Hugh Laurie in the sequel to Blackadder's WWI series. Apparently Baldrick's cunning plan finally worked.
2007-06-28 15:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought foxholes were for atheists? lol. Have you dug yours yet? :)
2007-06-28 18:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joseph thought Mary was a fox.
2007-06-28 13:36:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, I can't knock up my pet fox! He's a boy fox after all!
Besides, 'Jesus'? What a weird euphamism for... oh, hm. Never mind. *coughs*
GRRRRR-RAWR.
2007-06-28 13:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No he will be coming in the sky.
2007-06-28 13:36:38 · answer #10 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋