eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes
2007-06-28 06:04:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You have alot of time on your hands ..
2007-06-28 06:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Such a tragedy that so many people
have no idea what IQ-with-humanity
Seth MacFarlane possesses.
Brilliance, and lightning quick.
2007-06-28 13:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by rockman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lois: Doctor please...we can't take any more schtick..is my husband ok?
Doctor: Oh he's fine, except for being really fat.
2007-06-28 13:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by islington9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!
2007-06-28 15:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋