Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night
Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and
2007-06-28 06:03:56 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Stewie: "Nah, she'll be fine." (After the "bonding
with Dad," with much-laughter-ensued following the
dumping of Mom-Lois in the car into
the lake.)
The magnitude of the show escapes 99%,
and what a waste of potential of appreciation.
But then again, the same 99% shrug off
Albert Einstein as someone who "reaches"
too much.
< Source: Experience in speaking with these people.
2007-06-28 06:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by rockman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looois! Mom Mom Mom Mom Mommy Mommy Mommy... Ma Ma Ma Ma Mom Mom Mom WHAT?! Hi ihihihihihihihi
2016-05-21 23:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny, i like the one with meg!
2007-06-28 06:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!
2007-06-28 08:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋