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I saw this and it made me laugh. Not trying to offend anyone here just thought it was cute....


Taoism
$hit happens.
Buddhism
If $hit happens, it's not really $hit.
Islam
If $hit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism
$hit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism
Why does this $hit always happen to us?
Hinduism
This $hit happened before.
Catholicism
$hit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna
$hit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more $hit.
Atheism
No $hit.
Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, $hit happens.
Hedonism
There's nothing like a good $hit happening.
Christian Science
$hit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism
Maybe $hit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this $hit.
Existentialism
What is $hit anyway?
Stoicism
This $hit doesn't bother me.



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2007-06-28 05:39:18 · 9 answers · asked by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

If you cant laugh at yourself every now and then, well, what kind of fun is that?

2007-06-28 05:47:45 · update #1

9 answers

sums it up pretty well

I guess it's all "Holy $hit"

2007-06-28 05:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by The Forgotten 6 · 1 0

I have seen such things before, and I cannot say I find it
offensive.....however; I would not put it on a public venue like
this as I truly do not want to offend anyone....what do I gain
if I hurt someone's feelings because they feel I demeaned
their religion? So I would be very selective about who I
shared this with, if anyone at all.....
I mean, there are many, many other really funny things to have
a laugh about, isn't there?
All the best to you,
Doris
WithWingsofAngels@comcast.net

2007-06-28 12:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Doris L 3 · 0 0

I like it but I'm very confused by the Protestantism one. It doesn't even make sense! Other than that, very funny!

2007-06-28 12:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

And I spent years studying comparative religion!

LOL

2007-06-28 12:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by justa 7 · 1 0

That's hilarious! I love it. Are you sure this isn't from a George Carlin skit?

2007-06-28 12:45:34 · answer #5 · answered by KJ 4 · 1 0

If you are really not trying to offend anyone you would have left it alone.

2007-06-28 12:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 1 0

I love that. Have seen it before. Thanks for the laugh.

2007-06-28 12:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by yarn whore 5 · 1 0

LOL

2007-06-28 12:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

x)
Cute.

2007-06-28 12:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by peace and love. 4 · 1 0

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