2007-06-28 05:03:31 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I . . . I never considered that in my planning. Good thing the six billion others who also don't believe Christianity is valid will stand ready to enter the work force.
At least the call centers will keep working until everything gets sorted out.
2007-06-28 05:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by Rev. Still Monkeys 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good question...I work for the state...and since the lines are getting blurred between church and state...well anyway.
On a serious note one time Bush came to our town. We were told that if we wanted to go see him we could take the day off.
"What if I don't like him" I asked "but still want to take the day off"
My boss tells me "well what could be more important that seeing the president?"
"I have an appointment with a pink unicorn" was my statement. And so somewhere in the central office of my workplace in a filing cabinet is a days off request that has my signature on it that states "appointment with a pink unicorn"
2007-06-28 05:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are not a Christian and the rapture they predict does indeed happen, the work on your desk will be the least of your worries.
But I'm not worried, are you? Really?
2007-06-28 05:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that this is sarcasm- however, I have the perfect solution- accept Christ and you will be in the rapture too- this will not only keep you from having to do "someone else's work" you will be saved.
2007-06-28 05:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just raid her office for supplies, and sell them on the post-it black market.
2007-06-28 05:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, it means your in for one hell of a ride, hope you enjoy the tribulation.
2007-06-28 06:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, very funny.
I needed the laugh.
2007-06-28 05:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe god will pay you double time to make up for it
2007-06-28 05:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think not if all children are taken as they expect.
2007-06-28 05:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe that's what they mean by hell.
2007-06-28 05:10:08 · answer #10 · answered by Aria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋