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I want him to come asap. :P
The people on this planet are cruel and unforgiving.

2007-06-28 00:46:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Namlevram you need rescuing because planet earth suck noodles. :P

2007-06-28 00:51:01 · update #1

Chefed#1 I don't think You understand.

2007-06-28 00:59:15 · update #2

14 answers

Right now...

2007-06-28 00:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by TK421 5 · 2 1

Not all are cruel and unforgiving, but a significant number are, so that you would think that. Jesus rescues me everyday from one thing or another. He goes everywhere with me. And I believe that everything happens for a reason. Hang in there, life can change in an instant.

2007-06-28 00:54:33 · answer #2 · answered by Funny Girl 4 · 2 2

I understand and feel the same but know that in all good due time the will of God will be.

God is still giving people their chance.

When God does come it will be a great and terrible thing that I wish upon no one.

2007-06-28 01:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by Mariah 5 · 1 0

Short of total planetary vulcanism, or comparable destruction by nuclear idiocy, humans will be around, and "survive" for quite a while yet, approx 5 million years.

There is no Jesus to come to the rescue. Sorry to burst your bubble of delusion.

2007-06-28 01:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

First, he needs to prove his existence.

Next, he needs to explain WHY I need rescuing in the first place, since it was also within his power to forgive without attaching any conditions to it. After all, I can forgive and forget, I'm I'm just an garden-variety human being -- how could an infinitely wiser and more compassionate being actually be LESS able to forgive others than I?

2007-06-28 00:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Bible says that he comes at midnight. An obvious reference to the darkest hour and not actual midnight. His coming ends the great tribulation, he meets his redeemed in the air and the wicked are destroyed by the brightness of his coming.

2007-06-28 00:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by shovelead 3 · 2 2

I want a doctor to rescue me from illness.
I want a policeman to rescue me from criminals .
I want a sexy woman to rescue me from lonliness .
I want a fireman to rescue me from an inferno .
So there is no need for your made-up jesus to rescue me from anything else .
UNDERSTAND???

2007-06-28 00:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Why should I need rescuing?

2007-06-28 00:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by Namlevram 5 · 1 1

You're too funny

2007-06-28 00:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Why don't you go to him and avoid the wait.

2007-06-28 00:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

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