A really rich man decided to hold a party,To which lots of really rich people attend.For the party,he built a huge swimming pool,
And filled it full of sharks alligators and snakes,
At the beginning of the party the host announced that if anybody could swim the length of the tank and servive, he would grant them three request.
Nobody take's on the challenge,everyone just stand's around drinking.
Until suddenly "Splash," everyone looked around and saw a man swimming for his life,to the end of the of the pool.........he made it,The host helped him out and said "Well done! what are you three request?" The man replied,
"1: give me a gun,2: load it for me 3: Show me the idiot who pushed me in!"
2007-06-27 23:51:39 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent-!! xx
2007-06-28 00:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then they all took some coke, bummed a man and threw him in the pool!
It turns out that it was Michael Barrymore's house!
2007-06-28 06:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by Zombie Jesus 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Michael Caine was having a birthday party, he invited loads and loads of celebrities and had Van Morrison and The Doors playing live on stage....
By way of thanks, he also arranged for 5 hookers to attend in order to pay his "gratitude"....
A few hours later, Michael was seen furiously storming around his house, surrounded by the hookers shaggin all of his guests..... He went up to the hookers and took them all aside, shouting.........
Wait for it.........
This is good..........
Ok, groanable.....
Ready...............
He shouted: "YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!"
2007-06-28 06:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like that! Made me giggle! Have a star for that one! xx
2007-06-28 08:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done just tipped cat off my knee laughing.
2007-06-28 13:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke!!!!Funny and Quality!!Have a star..
2007-06-28 06:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brillaint joke. funnyest one ive heard in ages . have a star
2007-06-28 06:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol That is so worthy of a star!
2007-06-28 07:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Kaytii ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, a star for you tho you deserve the moon.
2007-06-28 07:13:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-06-28 06:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋