A man finds a magic lamp which he rubs and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man that he can have three wishes but whatever he wishes for his ex wife will get double of that wish. So the man wishes for a big house, his wish is granted but his ex wife gets two big houses. Next he wishes for a billion quid. Again, his ex wife gets double this. He thinks for a minute and says "Genie I wish that I could get half beaten to death."
2007-06-27 23:13:17 · 6 answers · asked by becciberesford 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he was very generous..
2007-06-28 00:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by farouk_alam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would have been better is his last wish would have been getting 1/2 of his ex's assests in the divorce
2007-06-28 06:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by kissybertha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
outstanding
2007-06-28 06:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by naman s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke made me grin. ;-)
2007-06-28 06:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
really really funny
2007-06-28 07:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's bad!!!!!!!
2007-06-28 06:17:45 · answer #6 · answered by yatzky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋