A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table,
and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have
to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last
night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to
fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the
litter boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence,
listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....
I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"
2007-06-27 21:57:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! Genius! I knew there was more to that story! I definitely prefer this version!
2007-06-28 02:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. How true! Every desperate housewife can relate to this one!
2007-06-28 06:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! hahahahaha, that's set me off to a cheery start to the morning, TOP MARKS!!!
2007-06-28 05:01:27 · answer #3 · answered by xhoneybeex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha i know d feelin sister! x x Hav a star
2007-06-28 05:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get a star
2007-06-28 05:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go mummy bear!!!!!!! I hear you.
2007-06-28 08:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by lavendertg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. you can have a star! *
2007-06-28 05:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ...SERIOUSLY THAT WAS WIKED!!!!
loooooool so true as well!!!! 10/10
Thanks!! STAR4U! =D
2007-06-28 19:31:09 · answer #8 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! YEAH!!!!
Excelent!!!
2007-06-28 09:02:43 · answer #9 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool1
2007-06-28 05:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋