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if one of the common sings of over endulgence in drinking booze is to get a red nose due to high blood preasure, does that mean that rudolph the red nose raindeer is an alcy......

many sorrys for the spelling as well

2007-06-27 21:35:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

10 answers

Look how he was treated by the other reindeers wouldn't you drink if you were such a big outcast not being able to join in those damn reindeer games, and that's why Santa never used him he was always shitfaced.

2007-06-27 22:26:40 · answer #1 · answered by seth1hibb 2 · 1 0

You kidding me, Everybody knows Rudolph was breast feed on booze, And Santa's a drunk to look at his nose, Why do you think he's so jolly, He's a happy drunk.... Wouldn't you be if you only worked once a year.

2007-06-28 10:11:44 · answer #2 · answered by TE 7 · 0 0

He and the old man with the red coat met one night in a pub.
Didn't you read it in the newspaper?
They got sloshed together and in his drunken state, father Christmas employed the silly, drunk Rudolph and retrenched one or two other deer that had been with him for years...

2007-06-28 06:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i reckon rudolph drinks all the alcholic drinks left out for santa ,the poor little fella has got a taste for it now ,hope santa realises what he has done .

2007-06-28 06:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by twinkle78 3 · 0 0

Let me sober up and I will give you an answer. On second thoughts think I'll open another bottle of red.

2007-06-28 16:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by jayemess 4 · 0 0

For sure - look at all the drinks people leave out for Santa; you dont think he can manage all those do you?

2007-06-28 04:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by Tony h 7 · 1 0

He is a very unhealthy reindeer. Think of all the whiskey and mincepies he consumes in just one evening.

2007-06-28 04:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by louloubelle 4 · 2 0

LOL LOL good point!! I reckon so, otherwise how could a reindeer fly! Maybe he was on drugs too!

2007-06-28 04:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by Sal*UK 7 · 1 0

I would say so,
he probably needs all the beer with the work they do, poor souls

2007-06-28 04:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by Muffassa 1 · 2 0

could be!!!!! he could go to meetings in the northpole!!!

2007-06-28 05:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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