A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2007-06-27 21:24:11 · 20 answers · asked by wat_more_can_i_say? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one!
loved it!!=>
2007-06-28 04:10:41 · answer #1 · answered by deb b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea why but i just lost control for no reason when i started reading this joke and suddenly started laughing so hard, I guess it was the image of the taxi driver screaming and losing control of the taxi when the passenger tapped him, and the worst part is that I'm in the University computer room and i study at a Japanese University so you can imagine my embarrassment right now. When i was about to answer I burst again into laughs and then I even had to go to the bathroom to calm myself down and not to make too much noise in the computer room.
thanks for the laugh (although the joke was pretty funny, it was not of the caliber to make somebody laugh as hard as i did)
good luck.
2007-06-28 04:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard it before! You still get a star Sweetie!
2007-06-28 05:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Sweet!
2007-06-28 04:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by Miranda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a grin, I gave a star.
2007-06-28 04:32:19 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle My Bell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What more can I say! Really a joke and it's funny.
2007-06-28 07:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ardent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice and sweet, star for you
2007-06-28 04:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats funny
2007-06-28 12:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah nice joke
2007-06-28 04:27:06 · answer #9 · answered by dixi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, that's a good one.
2007-06-28 04:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by bekapv_219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... good enuf to get a star
2007-06-28 04:48:26 · answer #11 · answered by highlyjobless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋