A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David on the wall.
The head archaeologist points to the first drawing. “This indicates that these people were family oriented and held women in high esteem.” he says. “The donkey shows they were smart enough to use animals to till the soil. The shovel means they were able to forge tools. Even further proof of high intelligence is the fish: If famine hit the earth, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol is the Star of David, telling us they were Hebrews.”
The second archaeologist shakes his head. “Hebrew is read from right to left,” he explains. “It says, ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig the A$s on that Chick!’”
2007-06-27 17:06:03 · 7 answers · asked by pitsargenaf 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please, can you star me?
2007-06-27 17:06:41 · update #1
Dude, I love Jew boys...
I KNEW someone would get mad! Come on, bro. :(
2007-06-27 17:23:15 · update #2
I think this is very funny! ('Course, I also think that God has a sense of humor) Thanks for sharing a laugh!! :-)
2007-06-27 17:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by bb jo 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny, but I did chuckle. Just because you asked, I will star you.
2007-06-27 17:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by 0219 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude it was funny when I read it MAXIM mag a few months ago.
2007-06-27 17:19:29 · answer #3 · answered by eladshefer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okey and i had a goood laugh i like it!!
but it may diassapoint religion oriented people!!!!
2007-06-27 20:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao star
2007-06-27 17:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by George G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-06-27 17:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by m.s.s.b.b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that isn't funny at all?!
2007-06-27 17:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by Donna 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋