A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.
“Bastard!” the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom.“Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”
Some funny websites as well:
http://media.skoopy.com/misc/celebs_without_makeup/
http://www.tmz.com/photos/no-makeup/139802/
Enjoy, and star me please ;)
2007-06-27 17:02:56 · 10 answers · asked by pitsargenaf 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank Goodness He Didnt Need A Chainsaw Funny *4U
2007-06-27 18:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny stars 4 u
2007-06-28 00:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by m.s.s.b.b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! So funny. That just goes to show that you cant trust your neighbors.
2007-06-28 01:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by jessika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Star.
2007-06-28 00:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by Mastershake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u...
2007-06-28 00:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Hana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha it got a good chuckle from me
2007-06-28 00:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by Version 2.0 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it made me laugh
2007-06-28 00:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by SEXY MAMI 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
starmaterial
2007-06-28 01:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by George G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe :-)
2007-06-28 00:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by Donna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spot on!!!!!!!!!!!! Spot on!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-28 00:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋