Can somebody please tell me how to get to Hell????

Question

Ive been searching and searching for a good place to live....all the Christians are suggesting Hell. I was wondering if you could give me a map, sounds cool. LOL

Answer 1

Become an atheist. No danger of spending eternity with the sadistic, immoral, killer God of the Bible OR with his followers, who think drowning, Plagues, slaughtering, conspiring to execute innocents, and torture are 'good', 'moral', and 'love'.

The best part is that Christians will reassure you often that you get to go! :-)

Answer 2

Hell, Michigan. The town is roughly 1/2 hour from Ann Arbor, 45 minutes from Flint, just over an hour from Detroit, and 1 1/2 hours from Toledo.

I'm sorry I don't have a map that I can get you, but I think the directions above should give you a good idea where its at. Its a quirky little place. Have a great time in Hell.

Answer 3

Give away all your possessions and give up your past completely and move to Africa and live amongst the poor people there. That is what I call Hell when you have no food, no shelter from weather elements and no future and no hope of getting out of your situation.

Don't be too quick to get a map to hell, because you don't know what you're hoping for.

Answer 4

Some say Hell's hard to find (and maybe that's a good thing) but here's some help to get you started in the right direction. Our address is 4045 Patterson Lake Road, Hell, MI 48169 and because we LOVE having visitors in Hell, we'll take you right to us: Map of Hell. You can use this information to get driving directions to a place that ensures you'll have a Hell of a time! See you soon.

Answer 5

Latitude 33° 26' N Longitude 112° 1' W

I have been there in August it is hell..

Answer 6

Address: Patterson Lake Road, Hell, MI
Directions: Patterson Lake Road, SW of Pinckney. US 23 to Exit 54. Follow M-36 through Hamburg and Pinckney. When you reach downtown Pinckney, look on your left for the sign to Hell. Follow the signs, you can't miss it. The town is roughly 1/2 hour from Ann Arbor, 45 minutes from Flint, just over an hour from Detroit, and 1 1/2 hours from Toledo.

Answer 7

Map Quest

Answer 8

Oh Ash....i should have known! lol Getting the party started a wee bit early tonite i see! roflmao!
It does amuse though, seeing some of the answers....ie Doc's
AS IF......Nobody ever commits sin.......WTF is that about?

I do think it cute and kind and considerate for all of the nice people to give you the maps to Norway and Michigan though. Make sure you say thank you....

Glad to see ya online my sweets!
Blessings!
)o(

Answer 9

Sounds like you've already found the wide path to hell. No need to search for it. It is readily available to anyone refusing to accept Jesus who is The WAY, The Truth and The Life. Oh, and I guarantee you that it's not cool, but according to the infallible Word of God is rather Hot!! You won't be LOL when you hear the saddest words ever from Jesus if you do not seek Him, "Depart from me, I never knew you". It's not too late for you, no matter what. Jesus loves you.

Answer 10

Keep up with what you're doing, and you won't need a road map. I guess you'll find out in due time that Hell isn't a place to party, but I guess you've already heard the Gospel and all that, so it's pointless to tell you anymore and a waste of my typing energy when I can answer real questions from less arrogant people.

Answer 11

I know you can go in a hand basket maybe jack one from your local grocery store sit in it, click your heels three times and say theres no place like home. That should work for ya!