A squirrel started coming to my patio about a month ago. I feed it akorns rite from my hand. It was so nice that even my pet Chihuahua "Killer" got to be friends with Rusty (that's what I named him, trust me it was a him). So one day Rusty ccomes to the my patio for his treets, actualy he kinda crawlled to the patio, like a sniper in grass... He had this weird menacing grin-smile on his face and was spitting like a tobacco chewer. I just thought he eaten something nasti and offered him a chestnut. Rusty reached for the nut and yoinked it out of my hands like he usually does. Than he sat on it like a spitting chicken on egg and when he moved, egg was gone... That was totally trippy!!! As I was thinkin what happened to the nut, rusty growled like a wild dingo and leaped at Killer, killer brought it and soon I had a brawl that I couldn't seperate until I got them both with a hows... My dog kicked that squirrel's butt! Anyway that was really weird, but the reason I am asking is because Killer is hissing and spitting at me and is crawling on his back like my apartment is some sort of an obstacle course. And he is also not letting me come out of the bathroom, my laptop battery is dying and I don’t know what to do.
2007-06-27 16:45:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
please the_only_solorose, I didn't say it happened today, it's been like a week and a half at least since the brawl on the patio but I am trapped NOW!!!
2007-06-27 16:57:18 · update #1
God help me he is starting to chew through the door...
2007-06-27 16:58:31 · update #2
can someone email a link to animal control ple
2007-06-27 16:59:22 · update #3
Shhh...Bunny, you are part of it.
2007-06-27 17:00:48 · update #4
I just woke up in my bathtub... He is still spitting and hissing. My laptop recharged, is help coming?
2007-06-28 02:15:31 · update #5
The Question is a hoot! How do you know if a squirrel had his rabies shots?!!!! Ask his vet? Come on everybody, we need a good punch line. For the rest, I'm really hoping it's not true because you could lose "Killer." You should write professionally, if you don't already do so. But I'm still waiting for the punch line!
2007-06-27 16:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by Bunny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just how big is this Chihuahua? As big as your story? Stay in the bathroom. i'm sending help.
~next day~
Yes, sweety. Help is on the way. They're just having a tough time finding you without an address, so be patient. Meanwhile, if you get hungry order a pizza and have them deliver it through the bathroom window.
2007-06-28 00:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by TL C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you should just be straight forward about it and ask him. However, there are a lot of squirrels that are deaf so if this one is then you'll have to ask him in sign language.
PS- I noticed another question just a minute ago asking about how LSD affects people and I think you'd be a shoe in for best answer.
2007-06-28 00:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by justagirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
E-mail animal controll befor your batery dies your dog has rabies hope you make it out alive!
also things with rabies are afraid of water so splash him on your way out if you have to! soak yourself in it! dont go out unarmed but dont kill him either cus he can get better and you love your dog ...right?
2007-06-27 23:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by westley_foster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...first you need to ask the squirrel if it has had its rabies shots and pray that it is being honest with you.
2007-06-28 00:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do I not believe this? it takes about two weeks for rabies to become symptomatic...maybe that is why.
2007-06-27 23:49:35 · answer #6 · answered by essentiallysolo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a vivid imagination.
2007-06-27 23:49:09 · answer #7 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok get something hard and beat the crap out of it..there is something definatly wrong with it..just beat the crap out of it with something..
2007-06-27 23:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by bored 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋