A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied... "The balcony."
2007-06-27 16:26:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dumb Blonde, I guess you really are dumb...
2007-06-27 17:16:13 · answer #1 · answered by MoMo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, thats funny but kinda sad at the same time. But you get a star anyway! good job!
2007-06-27 23:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by Morgan A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that may just be the best joke that I have heard in a long time. Thank you!
2007-06-28 01:03:46 · answer #3 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a star.
2007-06-27 23:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by eV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, star for you!
2007-06-27 23:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by Mastershake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!
star for you! That one is new!
2007-06-27 23:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it?
2007-06-28 00:04:48 · answer #7 · answered by Donna 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋